Everyone Has One
Your hand is still wrapped around my heart
Or what is left of it after tearing it apart
You think I can’t relate
When we all masterbate
So I say to you
I’m finally through
Through living this lie
On you I can’t rely
All you do is hate
When you should masterbate
If you think about it
We never really fit
Release me from your grip
Or I’ll give you a bloody lip
I know it’s a short trip
But stop driving me crazy
I thought you were too lazy
But here we are
We’ve come this far
Which has lead us no where
Not that you even care
Control your own fate
You can always masterbate
You should stop playing with yourself
Put the lube back on the shelf
You can always get more
But you can’t close the door
When you can’t get a grip
Damn that lube is slick
Better to masterbate
With some lubricant
